11/30/06 ... Meet Doc & Becky Hemp
The poor twisted soul that he is! ... Beck .... and me in the costume she rented as a joke for a patient that always calls me Elvis
This is what happens when the class clown becomes a Dentist!
Millions of total hits per year on all our sites as per search engine info
THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO MY WONDERFUL WIFE BECKY!
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English teachers, Linguists, Mensa scouts & like ilk!
THIS IS A DOC HEMP EBONICS SITE!
For your edification, what may appear on this extant site to be just a patois of misspelled words and poor punctuation is Actually a very Distinct and Cultural Language tens of thousands of years old! But .... for the timorous I would be reticent to not say that this multifarious, ubiquitous, eclectic site is still tasteful and erudite though not quixotic and didactic. Because of this ancient language we do not wish to be classified as passe, truculent, hackneyed, somnolent, loquacious or taken sycophantically! There might be some verbosity & prolixity - but ...... Hey! This site is mesmeric, pragmatic & blithe yet still filled with lores & 100% probity to placate, yet not abrogate, to the incurable dogmatic, parsimonious, anal retentive! This is certainly not meant as a pejorative to be opprobrious, vituperative or to be contumelious to any race, color, creed or nation! I just hope this aphorism has not been too plethoric for those with low room temperature IQ's! OKY DOKY? ( Yeah! ... fur sur fat boy!) - Pass the Grits!.... an a dickshownary. Evens no Rush Linbowel's don't knows no nuttin (wow! a quadruple negative!) about what all this lingwhenertwistics means! Hee-hee!
OKAY PENCIL NECKS! ENOUGH CUTESY PIE STUFF! NOW DON'T QUIT ON ME GARBAGE BREATH! THERE ARE BAD CHARIOT PAGES 1 - 7!! AND A DENTAL SITE! GET READY TO PARTTTY!!! HAVE FUN!!! GIVE THESE PAGES TIME TO DOWNLOAD PAL! (get some coffee or take a whiz!) SEE IT ALL, BOOKMARK, OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE DIRTY YALLER DAWGS YOU ARE!!
... OH!, AND YOU KIDS - GET HIGH ON LIFE!!! NOT DRUGS!!! D.A.R.E.!!! TO SAY NO!!! - - OR I'LL HAFTA KICK YOUR BUTTS TOO!
CLICK HERE To see what you as an adult on drugs will look like!
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One more note! Out of the million plus to visit all these various pages I know not one found everyting 100% to their taste! If it wasn't a little weird & entertaining who'd visit it at all!? There is a little something here for everyone too! SO!! ABSORB THE BEST - SHINE THE REST! USE WHAT U CAN, CAN WHAT U CAN'T! You can Can it Can't you?